gernarled-dog 

a hot dog where the toppings are put on before the sausage. Invented back in 97’ by Purplebh

person 1: “I was just goofing around at 7Elevern and i think i did something 😳”
person 2: “Pretty sure that’s a gernarled-dog that was invented in 97 by purplebh”

gernarled-dog by Andalyn October 16, 2021

gernarled-dog 

A secret 7/11 menu item that I invented back in the late 90's. I think it was around 97' or so. To make a gernarled-dog, you start with a base layer of ketchup, mustard, and onions inside of a hotdog bun. Then you add a hotdog (standard). The real magic happens when you nestle a taquito right next to the hotdog, atop your bed of ketchup, mustard, and onions. Bite into this bad boy to experience true bliss and ecstasy. Hit up your local 7/11 and tell them purplebh sent you.

Chris: "this gernarled-dog is so good. I haven't had one since 02'!"
purplebh: "you're welcome."

gernarled-dog by purplebh October 17, 2021

Gernarled Dog 

A specific type of hotdog invented by purplebh in 1997 while messing around in a 7/11. It consists of ketchup, mustard, onions, and a taquito. The gernarled dog is now worshipped along with its inventor, and a festival is held for every 5 year anniversary.

"Hey man, you going to the 25th quinquennial gernarled dog festival?"
"Well duh, who isn't?"

Gernarled Dog by McDonalds Large Fry October 16, 2021