Germz 

A Germz is the best of guys and can always be counted on. He's easy on the eyes and can always seduce anyone around him with his guitar.
If you find a Germz in the wild, approach only if loaded with chickens wings or a bag of sweets otherwise be prepared to suffer the consequences.

Fun facts:
1. The Germz species are colorblind.
2. Require a minimum of 10 to 12 hours of daily sleep.
3. Germzs should practice bib wearing at all times.

Who has the confidence to get up on stage in Nashville, in PJs and karaoke Never Gonna Give You Up? Duh...only a Germz.

Germz by Ftumi November 23, 2021

germ circle

The group of people with whom you do not practice social distancing.

Kissing and hugging is strictly reserved for my germ circle.

germ circle by BikesBeerBob March 21, 2020

german science 

What is, objectively speaking, the greatest science in the world.

Person: Remind me again, mr. Stroheim, how good is German Science?
Stroheim: Why, GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!

german science by Horricule April 14, 2017

Swamp German 

A resident of Holland. Derogatory?

We call Johannes Van Vreek the Swamp German.

Swamp German by the gerophile December 14, 2009

Do a Germany!

When you leave your work unexpectedly early and to everyone’s surprise. This stems from perennial football, soccer champions Germany, who were surprisingly knocked out at the first stage of the world cup , finishing bottom of their group, following an embarrassing defeat by South Korea. When most people including themselves thought they were certain winners.

Dave: hey where you going, still got 2 hours of the shift left.
Marmaduke: Fuck it, I’m out of here, if the boss asks, tell him I’ve decided to do a Germany!

Do a Germany! by Bill Doordoor June 28, 2018

germantown splatter shot 

as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.

after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.

germantown splatter shot by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008

hippie German Shepherd 

A German Shepherd dog belonging to a hippie that exists on the cheapest food - sometimes handouts, no veterinarian care and no obedience training. These usually friendly dogs often can be seen with beggars on median strips or sidewalks, and often end up on animal shelters if the hippie is jailed, moves away or just doesn't want it anymore.

I got my dog from the animal shelter, he's a hippie German Shepherd and it's going to take a lot of work to train him.

hippie German Shepherd by Idaho Mike April 27, 2014