Germ

West Coast skater slang (after the terrible, terrible skate company) for someone who spends hundreds dollars on skate shoes, clothes and other merch, only to show up at the local skate spot or park with a cheap ass $20 deck and next to zero knowledge of skateboarding. Actually lower than a poser. Skaters who do this are refererd to as Germs.
Skater 1: So yeah, I'm gonna do a Noille Tre filp 360, then a 180 hardfilp and finish my line with a back lip to hand rail.

Skater 1's friend: Go for it dude!

Germ Skater: I'm gonna follow up with a no hander 220, then a few wheelies and then a few bunny hops!

Skater 1: Pack up your skateboard, grab your stuff and get out. Fuckin' germ.
by Danny Danger July 20, 2010
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one who fucks a hoe and gets HIV
"man, i can't believe you slept with that slut. hope you used a rubber if not good chance is that you got the germ."
by whiteboy March 07, 2003
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I have got a germ.
by silverhedgehog October 19, 2009
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A derogatory term for an anti-Semite. (origin: Holocaust enthusiast.)
There are Germans, and then there are Germs.
by Ereck Flowers April 10, 2017
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A burn scar that was made from having someone put out a cigarette on the right side of your left wrist.
germs hurt unless you are drunk enough.
by embeans July 18, 2011
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This Australian slang word is like a reflex word or defense mechanism built into any Australian to describe a person who has made you feel any type of negativity towards them for any reason.
Me and Jordan was walking down the street the other day and he decided to drop ya guts right next to me.....(1 millisecond later) “get da fuck away from me ya fuckin germ!”
by Random ass cowboy December 30, 2018
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punk rock band from the late 1970s in Los Angeles. The band consisted of Darby Crash (real name Paul Beahm, vocals), Pat Smear (real name Georg Ruthenberg, guitar), various alternating and short-lived drummers (Donna Rhea, Belinda Carlisle or Dottie Danger) then finally Don Bolles, and Lorna Doom (bass). The band was at first a joke, performing stunts on stage to distract from the fact that they lacked skill on their instruments. Darby would smear peanut butter on his chest and pour sugar everywhere during "Sugar, Sugar", break bottles on his head, and even cut himself on stage. Later shows became very violent and the band was banned from many venues. Their sound changed over time to be poetic and aggressive, and they developed a bit of a cult following. At age 22 (1980) Darby Crash committed suicide by overdosing on heroin. He wrote a note that said "Here Lies Darby Crash" and splayed himself out on the floor like Jesus on the cross. The next day was John Lennon's death, which overshadowed Beahm's. The band is now performing with Shane West replacing Darby. Shane played Darby in the upcoming film "What We Do Is Secret."
by Emma the Germ December 12, 2006
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