German soilder Share definition Flag A German male's circumsized penis. Called this because the head of the penis looks like a "soilder's" helmut. I have a German soilder because I'm part German and my penis is circumsized. German soilder by heyyo134 July 8, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the German soilder mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch