When you leave your work unexpectedly early and to everyone’s surprise. This stems from perennial football, soccer champions Germany, who were surprisingly knocked out at the first stage of the world cup , finishing bottom of their group, following an embarrassing defeat by South Korea. When most people including themselves thought they were certain winners.
Dave: hey where you going, still got 2 hours of the shift left.
Marmaduke: Fuck it, I’m out of here, if the boss asks, tell him I’ve decided to do a Germany!
as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.
after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweetstinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.
A German Shepherd dog belonging to a hippie that exists on the cheapest food - sometimes handouts, no veterinarian care and no obedience training. These usually friendly dogs often can be seen with beggars on median strips or sidewalks, and often end up on animal shelters if the hippie is jailed, moves away or just doesn't want it anymore.
I got my dog from the animal shelter, he's a hippie German Shepherd and it's going to take a lot of work to train him.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."