Geriko 

is a hot daddy

geriko you're so hot

Geriko by puurrr June 23, 2021

geriophile 

The obsession, or adoration of elderly adults over the age of 70. Particularly by teenage females.

"Oh my gawd, Debbie, your Granny is like, so totally cute!"

"My cousin thinks all old people are adorable, she is such a geriophile."

geriophile by Eric Blair March 26, 2005

gericondriac 

Similar to how a hypochondriac decides they are sick and the self fulfilling prophecy renders them ill, a gericondriac decides they are old and tired. Soon after, the gericondriac settles into a boring, vegetative state - doomed to live out their life as a shadow of their former selves.

Camille: I'm so tired, I think I'll head home soon.

Sean whispers to Kris: Wow, Camille is becoming such a gericondriac

gericondriac by Rockintoes November 11, 2017

the Geritol crowd

Senior citizens. Could be used affectionately, humorously, derisively, or simply as a matter of fact depending on the speaker's tone of voice and whether s/he is a senior citizen.

John, give the Geritol crowd a break when you get on the bus. Those "Priority Seating" signs are there for a reason. It's very difficult for a senior citizen who needs to get around to do, say, shopping, to sit down or get up if s/he has sciatica and is forced to sit in the back of the bus.

the Geritol crowd by pentozali April 8, 2006

gerirocktric 

Aging or geriatric rock stars still touring and performing. They are musicians who are old enough to be given geriatric health care.

Rolling Stones, Iron Maiden, Led Zepplin, The Who all contain gerirocktric musicians. Musicians who are well past their prime in terms of the age of rock musicians yet continue to perform and tour like they used to.

gerirocktric by Bill The Mad Catter June 7, 2009

Geiko 

The name for Geisha in Kyoto.

I live in Kyoto, so they tend to call me a Geiko instead of a Geisha.

Geiko by Iko May 16, 2006

geritol

Vitamins used by very old people.

I saw a modern picture of Danica McKellar, my childhood crush. After seeing a note on the pic that she was 40, I reached for my Geritol.

geritol by ex-HAWKer March 25, 2016