geriaphile

One who has a great appreciation (and often, anal relations, pisser-to-pooper) for the elderly form.

"You know Mark, I had a great time raiding your grandma the other night"
"Hush your mouth dude, you're such a geriaphile"

by Rob Chancewood January 17, 2008

Geriaphile

A jailbait teen who plunders nursery homes looking for withered man-flesh.

Gella went to Rockdale and got herself an 87 year old man-toy. She is such a geriaphile.

by gella222 April 23, 2009

Geriaphile

A distinct proclivity and sexual attraction toward the elderly by a significantly younger person

Teen a: Dude, what shall we do today?

Teen b: Dude, let's go to your grandmother's again!

Teen a: Again?! Anyone would think you were a geriaphile the way you go on!

by Eternal Requiem December 10, 2009

germophile

Somebody that always does disgusting things, such as eating things off the ground.

Person 1: Dammit! I dropped my sandwich on the ground!
Person 2: I'll eat it.
Person 1: You're such a germophile!

by Snake Man August 12, 2012

geriophile

The obsession, or adoration of elderly adults over the age of 70. Particularly by teenage females.

"Oh my gawd, Debbie, your Granny is like, so totally cute!"

"My cousin thinks all old people are adorable, she is such a geriophile."

by Eric Blair March 26, 2005

germaphile

Anyone who likes microbes that live on and in their body which help them resist infection and benefit their overall health.

The germaphile did not use hand sanitizer to keep his hand microbe army alive.

by Farm guy September 18, 2017

germophile

A person who loves germs. Opposite of germaphobe.

"Oh no! Your baby is eating dirt!"
"Don't worry, I am a germophile. We believe the more diverse your gut flora, the better."

by Sepia August 1, 2019