George WASIANton

Believe it or not the first U.S.president was a Wasian. This means that he was white and Asian. I know it’s hard to believe but it is 100% true.

“Hey, did you known George Washington was actually a Wasian?”
“Whattt...I had no idea so does that make him George WASIANton

by ._.noobmaster69 February 28, 2020

golden gate george washinton bridge

When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the sunday new york times newspaper

I look forward to sundays when my baby delivers the golden gate bridge and a bagel with lox and cream cheese

by djo December 19, 2004

george wasington

When you're trying to spell George Washington but misspell it.

"I can't spell for crap, I spelled put george wasington again"

by Kiwi Styles January 4, 2021