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George's Ma 

George's Ma is a term used to describe an older lady who looks like George's Ma. George's Ma is scrawny, looks somewhat like Blanche from Coronation Street and is adept at over sugaring the thimble size amount of tea she doles out on a regular basis. She is stern, shows no real sense of humour and has the intellect of a dried prune.

She can often be found comparing prices for crockery and homewares with no real intent on buying them, instead opting to spend lavishly on tea bags, cartons of milk and sugar cubes; the latter of which she has in a glass bowl with a suitable set of tongs at hand.
Person 1:- "Are you goin' yet Jarge?!"
Jarge:- "Not until I've had my thimble sized cup of tea with triple the milk and quadruple the sugar!"
Eyewitness:- "She must be a right George's Ma".
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George's Marvellous Medicine 

a jocular synonym for date rape drugs.
The date was going a bit slow, so I gave her a dose of George's Marvellous Medicine, took her home, and had a grand old time with her unconscious self.

George's Law 

When you pull a moleshit move and ditch your friends to buy Starbucks for some dumb bitch(es), George's Law applies: "She's not gonna suck your dick man."
{Upon returning from a trip to Starbucks with two coffees}
Mole: (Lights a smoke) I think I have about an 85% chance now. I had a 60% chance before, that's about a 25% increase.
George: She's not gonna suck your dick man.
Mole: Fuck you george.
George's Law has therefore been applied.

George's hair

George's Hair, adjective, noun.

The expression "George's Hair" was coined as an adjective describing something that does not change physical state, though it can also be used to describe an unchanged emotion or opinion. The phrase can also be used as a noun to characterise someone with an undeterred attitude. "George's Hair" actually does refer to the never-varied style of George's literal hair.
1. (In the physical state) "Has my ice melted?" "No it's George's Hair"
2. (In the emotion/opinion) "Do you STILL think 80's hip-hop is cool?" "I'm George's Hair in the matter"
3. (As a noun) "Go on, have a cigarette Jon" "But I don't want to smoke" "Oh don't be such a George's Hair"
George's hair by Al Burt Ross July 23, 2008

George’s Rates 

When someone in the DHS group chat is being a snake and disrespect a girls property.
George-“Someone In here is actually a rat”
Finn-“everyone show last time you messaged her”
George-“but I’ve been messaging her”
Finn-“that’s George’s Rates”

George's weight

A visual display of irony.

Often in public and takes place during a period of intoxication.

Stemming from the time George's "weight" was thrown around in the women's lavatories of a wedding venue.

See also helicockter, fassbending & me too'ed
The drunk bloke arrested who was wearing a t-shirt saying "every good idea i have gets me in trouble" is a real George's weight

George's Super Robotic Body

Named after invincible super human. Only a handful have tried his strength and I am one of them. so I pass this message on. Pray and think that you will never be as good as he is. Therefore, consider using these words only for the most pressing. He comes from the birthplace of the Liberec gods. (Jiřího Super Robotické Tělo) in language of gods
You are so good. You must have The George's Super Robotic Body?“