Geoff'd
Geoff'd by Distant Traveller May 13, 2009
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geoff d
A person who is a compulsive whinger, they will whinge at anything and anyone. They are usually major tryhards.
geoff d by cranky codger March 10, 2005
Related Words
geoff d • Geoff Day • Geoff'd it • Geoff's Disease • Dirty Geoff • donald groff • geoffdg • geoff • Geoff shift • Geoff Hurst
Geoff'd it
To be ahead/doing well in something, only to fuck it up at the last second and fail.
Origin: Geoff Ramsey of Achievement Hunter, who constantly causes himself to fail, no matter how hard he tries to succeed.
Origin: Geoff Ramsey of Achievement Hunter, who constantly causes himself to fail, no matter how hard he tries to succeed.
*While playing GTA V*
"I'm gonna win!"
*falls off the map, proceeds to be passed by everyone in race*
"Gah! I Geoff'd it!"
"I'm gonna win!"
*falls off the map, proceeds to be passed by everyone in race*
"Gah! I Geoff'd it!"
Geoff'd it by Caninse February 20, 2017
Geoff Day
Geoff's Disease
The disease that can strike without warning, Geoff's Disease has affected a number of young men worldwide.
Symptoms includes being ridiculously good looking, sexy, and smelling great.
The disease can cause extreme jealousy in other men and can cause women to become overly hot and bothered.
Symptoms includes being ridiculously good looking, sexy, and smelling great.
The disease can cause extreme jealousy in other men and can cause women to become overly hot and bothered.
Geoff's Disease by Gerald D Funk August 18, 2008
Dirty Geoff
When you constantly spoof about what you do for a living just to pull a girl, it's done with out conscience, remorse or an ability to learn
How did you score your one last night?
I did a dirty Geoff and told here I was a stock broker, which I technically am.
I did a dirty Geoff and told here I was a stock broker, which I technically am.
Dirty Geoff by Freenthebean April 1, 2019
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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