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Gender Wars 

Some stupid and pointless boys vs girls war that I wish ended after Kindergarten.
Son: "I hate this gender wars stuff my classmates obsess about. Boys and girls should be equal."

Mom: "Don't worry. This boys vs girls stuff will end in 1st grade."

*20 years later*

Male incel: "WOMEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISANDRIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE KITCHEN"

Female incel: "MEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISOGYNIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE BATTLEFIELD"

MrBeast (yes I'm dead serious): "100 Girls vs 100 Boys for $500,000"

Son: "My mom lied to me"
Gender Wars by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022

Gender wars 

Something so fucking ridiculous I think that we should just let global warming continue to happen so we can all roast to death. Why are people fighting over their fucking gender? As if you can fucking control that! These retards need to get a life and not base their opinions of the opposite gender of of BuzzFeed articles and Andrew Tate podcasts.
Some random fucktard: I participate in the gender wars!
Normal person: Kill yourself
Gender wars by leo123456 December 9, 2023
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