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Definitions by leo123456

United Ireland 

A concept that would make unionists shit themselves and jump out the window. You see, despite being the descendants of British protestant planters, they think they own the place and therefore make a united Ireland non-existent.
Jim: I want a United Ireland
Other Jim (unionist): I want 10-inch dicks up my throat.
United Ireland by leo123456 February 20, 2024
While I can't really speak for others, mine is a nasty old bitch who nags at me for doing whatever and hates me for no reason, but would jump in front of a fucking bullet for by goody two shoes sister.
My mother: Nag nag nag do your homework don't say anything mean about the neighbour's weird kid
Me: I'm just trying to live my life.
Mother by leo123456 February 20, 2024
One of the best things to do because 1: it's free and 2: it's free. Make sure the government doesn't catch you because they're busy sucking off the mega corporations thirsty for cash.
Inmate #1: I steered a schoolbus into a ditch, killing 25 children. How about you?
Inmate #2: I downloaded an audio file off the internet.
Inmate #1: HOW DARE YOU COMMIT PIRACY!
Piracy by leo123456 February 20, 2024

Tomodachi Life 

The best game on planet earth. You can make a mii of anyone and have them do whatever you want.
Joe: I don't like Tomodachi Life.
The Castration Doctor: All finished with the procedure Mr Johnson.
Tomodachi Life by leo123456 February 20, 2024

Unionist 

A unionist is a baby who throws tantrums whenever someone wants Ireland to be united, like it SHOULD.
The unionist disliked this definition because his head is up his ass.
Unionist by leo123456 February 20, 2024

Scotland 

Off brand Ireland on sale
Fuck off you wannabees
Scotland is a place where the sheep gather round to get fucked in the ass.
Scotland by leo123456 January 30, 2024

Unionist 

Gay cunt faggots who don't want a United Ireland and would rather have northern ireland under British rule. Well I say fuck you unionists. If you wanna be British take your sorry little ass over there.
The unionist dribbled cum out of his mouth after sucking out ten big black men.
Unionist by leo123456 January 30, 2024