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Skibidi toilet

Basically cocaine for any children whose IQ is in the single digits.
Kid: Duhhhh I like skibidi toilet what 2+2???
by leo123456 December 8, 2023
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American

Oi they're slobby schewpid cunts they are right. They don't even drink tea! Wot da fak is rong with dem!

-Some English guy who fucks the queen's dead body

Not even American but like have you only heard of America in propaganda cartoons from Iraq?
American: Hi I'm American
British: OH MAH FOOKIN GOD WOT DA FAK IS RONG WIT YOU!!!! WAIT TILL I GET MY SHEEP/SEXUAL POTNEH IN ON DIS!!!!!
by leo123456 December 9, 2023
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Kimchi

Something that if it was invented in North America or Europe, people all around the world would agree is worse than 9/11. But, since it's Korean, Koreaboos all over the world rejoice in how somebody like 500 years ago shat in a cabbage and dyed it pinkish red.

Seriously if you actually eat this garbage why don't you order one of those farts in a jar from a creepy website.

Oh I'm so closed minded and uncultured shiver me timbers people obsessed with Korea on the internet disagree with my opinion so they play the "culture" card.
The man who invented kimchi: Oh no! The cabbage is rotten! What will we do now!
Some nutjob: Just say the cabbage "fermented".
Koreaboo: I'll take your entire stock.
by leo123456 December 8, 2023
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United Ireland

A concept that would make unionists shit themselves and jump out the window. You see, despite being the descendants of British protestant planters, they think they own the place and therefore make a united Ireland non-existent.
Jim: I want a United Ireland
Other Jim (unionist): I want 10-inch dicks up my throat.
by leo123456 February 20, 2024
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TikTok

Chinese spyware that collects data from weirdos who enjoy watching e-girls "dancing".

The trends that come from this app make me think that Charles Darwin was talking out of his ass, because otherwise these retards would've died years ago.

The app is basically used by dumbasses who can only count to the number 2. The posts are made by talentless idiots who realised they can get rich quick off of people whose skulls are so thick their thoughts are soundproof.
Some Fucktard: Did you see the new TikTok?

Me: No, I'm busy filling in the mandatory example section of this stupid Urban Dictionary post.
by leo123456 December 8, 2023
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Furries

Creepy bestials who like to delude themselves and others into thinking that they're not creepy bestials.

They like to go to their subreddit that they moderate and circlejerk about how evil and bad the "antifurs" are. As if opposing zoophilia and bestiality is such a bad thing a bunch of retards in shitty bigfoot costumes need to go circlejerking about it.

They like to say that "antifur's" only insult is that they're fatherless, as if they're not already scraping the bottom of the barrel with the unfunny "you're 9" insults.

They also claim that hating furries means you hate animals. Of fucking course I like animals! I don't want them to be raped by cunt shutters who like to jack off to yiff! I just don't like animals the same way you people do...
Person: I hate furries.
Furry: OH MY GOD FUCK YOU I'M GOING TO POST THIS ON MY CIRCLEJERK SUBREDDIT. ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING ANTIFUR!!!!
by leo123456 December 8, 2023
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Piracy

One of the best things to do because 1: it's free and 2: it's free. Make sure the government doesn't catch you because they're busy sucking off the mega corporations thirsty for cash.
Inmate #1: I steered a schoolbus into a ditch, killing 25 children. How about you?
Inmate #2: I downloaded an audio file off the internet.
Inmate #1: HOW DARE YOU COMMIT PIRACY!
by leo123456 February 20, 2024
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