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Gemtree is a beautiful surfer boy who loves the ocean. His roots go deep into the sand and shimmering gems hang from the end of his curly locks that drip ocean water.
Gemtree went surfing.
Gemtree by Phoebesdfsdf August 20, 2018
Words you can keep
An Australian 'buy and sell' style website, that tried to expand overseas but didn't go great because no-body knew what a Gumtree was.
A: You know where I can get the used mattress of a meth addict?
B: Have you tried Gumtree?
A hot stuck up bitch. She's nice at first. But once you get to know her she won't stop being a bitch. The only thing she would be successful in life is being a porn star.
Holy shit that girls a Gentree.
gentree by 736_8233 March 18, 2019
A silly story that is untrue but superficially plausible. Usually short, but can go on as long as the recipient is willing to listen. Named after the classical example:

Yeah, I saw a gimtree once.

A gimtree?

Yeah. You know the drink called a gimlet? It was originally with the gim, the fruit of the gimtree. They had special juicers to extract the juice to use in this drink. But as the drink got more popular, they started running out of fruit, so bartenders substituted lime juice.

Really?

Sure. The problem was the gimtree only grew on this one island, and it's not very big. Besides, less than half the island is used for growing gimtrees.

What abou the rest?

They grow cork trees. You know, cork, that stuff they make bulletin boards out of, and of course corks for wine bottles? It's the heartwood of the cork tree. Nice and light, but waterproof, and soft enough you can cut it into whatever shape you need. If they switched over to growing gimtrees on that side of the island, the price of cork would go up, and that would never do. Besides, the gim needs a rainy environment, which you find on the east side of the island, while the cork needs a dryer, sandier soil, which is on the west side. The big mountain in the middle makes a rain shadow on the west side.

(And on and on until the listener realizes his leg is being pulled.)
I met Sam at a cocktail party and I told him a gimtree that lasted over 5 minutes before he caught on.
gimtree by s%mebody February 10, 2020

Gumtree plumber 

A plumber that advertises on Gumtree, looking to scrape clients from the bottom of the barrel . Due to low overheads, (usually still lives at home with mum & dad) can beat any price by reputable plumbing businesses. Installs all types of plumbing fixtures always asks for cash and never puts in any tickets.
Usually has the words Cheap, Affordable or discount in the business name.
Hey George did you get that quote to install the toilet from yesterday?
No mate owners wanted a Gumtree plumber, bloke did it for $49, but they’ll keep our number and call us in a few months to come by and repair it.
Gumtree plumber by Shano Dunco December 13, 2018
What grows inside you when you swallow gum
Example 1:
Man 1: Raaa I just swallowed some gum
Man 2: fam, manna is gonna get a gumtree
Man 1: scruthers?
Man 2: still

Officer: Sir, please don't spit out your chewing gum
Roadman: or what blad? allow man getting a gumtree
Officer: Sir, will I need to hand you a caution?
Roadman: Bun your caution, man aint no lyax (spits and books)

140 gumtree drive

driving your car into a gumtree at 140 km per hour
"I just lost full custody man, gonna take the ute down 140 gumtree drive."
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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