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gchatvertise 

Portmanteau of "gchat" and "advertise," when one writes a status message that all other friends on the gchat list read. Common method of disseminating too much information.
She likes to gchatvertise her status. Her status keeps changing on gchat five minutes ago it was, "I can't believe i got picked up for two minutes!" Three minutes ago her status was, "I baked cookies!" Two minutes ago the status was, "I feel fat". Now it is, "Leaky faucet." She really needs to stop gchatvertising her business

Ghost Ridin' Gchat 

the act of choosing to be invisible to your online buddies.
A: Is joe talking to you online?
B: No, he's been ghost ridin' gchat for a while now.
A Gchat Slap is when one of the two people in the conversation is acting a fool on Gchat. Thus the one friend who is clearly in the right state of mind will pull out the Gchat Slap b/c he or she can not do it in person. This is obviously intended to bring the person back into reality.
Kristen: "I am thinking of sleeping with the ex."
Paige: "are you sure you can deal with emotions...you know how he makes you feel."
Kristen: "maybe he'll love me again?"
Paige: "GCHATSLAP"
Kristen: "Thanks I needed that."
GCHATSlap by PaigeKrist May 18, 2011

GChatty Cathy

(N.) A person who chooses to converse on GChat rather than on the fantasy baseball board. (Alternate translation) One who gossips on GChat.
Jordan was a real GChatty Cathy today - we didn't see him on the fantasy board for 30 minutes because he was being a GChatty Cathy with Mike.
GChatty Cathy by McUMass February 24, 2009

gChat Nazi 

Someone who constantly reminds, complains, and/or whines that your current status message does not reflect your current circumstances or has typos.
Bill is such a gChat Nazi.
gChat Nazi by apumaster April 4, 2009

gchat ninja 

One who consistently maintains his or her gchat status as invisible in order to 1. avoid unwanted chatting and/or 2. prevent others from knowing he or she is online, yet regularly initiates conversations with others when he or she feels up for it.
Caitlin hates unnecessary chatting and people knowing where she is, even when she's checking her gmail account. She is such a gchat ninja.
gchat ninja by mez337 February 28, 2010