GCHATSlap

A Gchat Slap is when one of the two people in the conversation is acting a fool on Gchat. Thus the one friend who is clearly in the right state of mind will pull out the Gchat Slap b/c he or she can not do it in person. This is obviously intended to bring the person back into reality.

Kristen: "I am thinking of sleeping with the ex."
Paige: "are you sure you can deal with emotions...you know how he makes you feel."
Kristen: "maybe he'll love me again?"
Paige: "GCHATSLAP"
Kristen: "Thanks I needed that."

GCHATSlap by PaigeKrist May 18, 2011

goatslap 

To invent a nonsensical saying and convince an ESL student that it belongs to standard English idiom.

Kristen: That just slaps my goat!

André: What hell? What does it mean?

Kristen: Oh, that's just a common saying people use when they're upset. It's like "grinds my gears", but more backcountry.

André: Ahhh. I see.

(André just got goatslapped!)

goatslap by Jedophile October 6, 2010

chatslap

An online berating (similar to a real world bitchslap), conducted over gchat or AIM, that is intended to knock some sense into someone.

e34: I may be late for practice tonight
toobutz: why?
e34: that fly honey asked me to coffee
toobutz: DUDE, seriously? You're due for a major chatslap...forget about that ho and get your ass there on time.
e34: daym. f.i.n.e.

chatslap by Dear Famous Asshole August 26, 2008