Gaytrader

A homosexual swinger, or just a very slutty homosexual.

- Hey, did you hear that Jean-Pierre hooked up with Dion's boyfriend the other night?
- No, but who cares? All three of them are gaytraders.

by DM1407 August 16, 2010

gaytarded

The state of being so gay that one becomes retarded or vice versa.

That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!

by Big Black Joe November 16, 2015

Gaytender

A person who tends to gay men at bars and hits on them to get better tips.

Ex. A bartender named Sam says 'I wish I was a gaytender, so I would make better money.'

by MeggieCee August 25, 2011

daytrader

A daytrader is a trader who buys and sells financial instruments (e.g. stocks, options, futures, derivatives, currencies) within the same trading day such that all positions will usually be closed before the market close of the trading day. This trading style is called day trading. Depending on one's trading strategy, it may range from several to hundreds of orders a day.

An institutional daytrader is a trader who works for a financial institution.
A retail daytrader is a trader who works for himself, or in partnership with a few other traders.
An auto trader is the person who performs auto-trading, which stands for automated trading and the use of computer programs and other tools to enter trading orders.

by Kahless November 16, 2010

gaytarded

This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."

Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes.

Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.

by T Man August 22, 2005

gaytarded

A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness.

Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.

Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool!
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.

by Andrew May 23, 2003

Gaytorade

Energy drink gays drink before they hit the gym

Imma get me sum Gaytorade & make myself look all ripped n sweaty for my gym bunny crush

by catfight12 January 9, 2009