Gaygel

The word you use if you are describing those zesty ass rainbow bagels sold during pride month.

“Bro I hate these fucking gaygels, they taste like ass.”

by Unemployed 😎 July 19, 2024

gaycel

An incel that is gay

If Jeff keeps saying that he’ll never get a boyfriend he’s going to become a gaycel.

by FloofyPingas November 9, 2019

gayzel

1) n. One of the five original mythical creatures of lore. Said to be created by Homer, the gayzel is at best an enigma whose physical appearance is open to debate. Mythological scholars, most notably Nina Samuels of Harvard Divinity School, contend that the gayzel is the mortal form of the Greek Triumvirate, Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon, and thus shares the physical characteristics of each. In mythology, the gayzel represents the lust of the gods for it only beds virgins, both male and female. The gayzel is first mentioned in the Iliad with subsequently appears in the Odyssey and Malcolm Lowry's Under the Volcano.

2) n. More recently, the term "gayzel" has been attached to promiscuous individuals whose preferences are virgins. While technically ideologically incorrect, this usage has gained increasing acceptance in both mainstream society and academia.

1) "Turn of the head revealed the gayzel..."
-Homer's Iliad p. 886

2) Guy 1: Hey, I've had sex with four women, deflowered them all. Call me the de-virginizer.
Guy 2: The de-virginizer? Really? Questionable. I'll just call you the gayzel.

by Sean Emory Xu February 16, 2008

gaygercounter

more accurate than what most refer to as gaydar, this is similar to a geigercounter, which tells you the levels of radiation with a simple clicking sound. here, the gaygercounter clicks to give you a gayness reading for an individual (but only at close range).

Hey, dude, this gaygercounter is going nuts next to you! I think you might be a... a... a gay.

by Kerry Gibbons November 10, 2004

Gagelan

A Gagelan (or Gage and Gagel) is usually the life of the party! He usually attracts many girls, and always does what is right. He is a very dependable and responsible person, loving the mililary. He is one of the most kindest people to know, and hates black people.

He can be calm, stern, crazy, and pissed off at appropriate times. Most times he's pissed off and sort of a dick when he doesn't get his way. He loves video games, and sometimes he is sort of a dork at times, but everybody still loves him, even old men.

If a Gagelan has any brothers or sisters, he is usually VERY close with 'em. Yet, he at most times annoys the shit outta them, like a mother.

Most Gagelans love MMORPG's and play it as much as they can. His favorite music consists of The Rolling Stoners, Rick Astley, Weird Al, The Beatles, The Lonely Island, and Madonna.

Girl A: "Dang, that guy is such a Gagelan! He's so Nice!"
Girl B: "Yeah really! So...sexy...mmmm..."

Girl 1: "I wish you were more of a Gagelan, Lucas..."
Guy 2: "Well, at least I hate black people!"

Girl a: "That Gagelan would make such an awesome husband!"
Girl b: "Yeah! He's one in a million! Just... he's a nerd who plays Kingdom Hearts and World of Warcraft."

by MinnesotaFromAbove2121 July 8, 2010

gaymeleon

A gay person who modulates their level of gayness based on their surroundings.

In a uncharacteristic deviation from his typical masculine behavior, Bruce's sudden limp wrist and three finger snaps in Z shape formation in the presence of Andy, lead us to realize he is a gaymeleon.

by thurmintoney February 7, 2010

gaygency

An agency that is owned, operated and/or only serves a gay, lesbian, bisexual, transsexual, transvestite, metrosexual, or ambiguous audience.

E: My friend Michael is thinking about starting an agency.
B: Are you sure he's starting an "agency"?
E: Yeah why.
B: Well, we're all gay, so he's starting a gaygency.

by Monty Maverick October 30, 2006