Gay Seat 

n. Usually in a Movie Theatre, the empty seat between two males; Used to proclaim heterosexuality in a situation that might give others a reason to think otherwise.

Hey dude, can you slide over so we can make room for some gay seats.

Gay Seat by Nate Dawg January 24, 2004

gay seat check 

when one of your friends calls you out for sitting in your chair oddly, such as with your knees pulled up in front of you or with one leg tucked underneath you.

refers to the gay stereotype of lgbt+ and neurodivergent people not being able to sit like a normal person.

Friend: “Hey, gay seat check!”

Other Friend: “Oh come on!” *readjusts themselves to sit normally*

gay seat check by VexoMenza November 14, 2021

I'm not gay seat 

The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.

Bob: I went to a movie with John the other day but we left the I'm not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.

I'm not gay seat by Grethe January 19, 2007

Im not gay seat 

A seat at a movie theater located directly between two homophobic straight males who are attending the film together.

"This theater wouldn't be so crowded if there weren't so many 'Im not gay seats' being taken! GAWD"

Im not gay seat by Arianeeeee February 10, 2007

I'm not gay seat 

The seat two closeted gay guys leave between each other in a movie theatre to convince themselves more than anyone else that they're straight.

One day, Adam and Steve went to a movie and left the "I'm not gay seat" between them. Two years later they fucked in that same seat.

I'm not gay seat by onlyonepersoneachnamethat'sdum January 9, 2011

I'm not gay seat 

The seat two males leave open to show the world they are not gay

Let's use the I'm not gay seat

I'm not gay seat by DizzyLizzy February 11, 2007

I'm not gay seat 

Seat that you leave empty between two males sitting next to each other. Also can be satisfied by finding a female to sit inbetween them.

Walt: let's go see a movie
James: alright, but this time leave the i'm not gay seat between us, so some hot chicks like last time won't think we're fucking fags.
Walt: it's alright, we're having this babe hayley come too, and she'll sit between us.
James: cool.

I'm not gay seat by James Gutierrez May 17, 2007