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The Jack Gay Song 

The jack song of a retarded gay ass dumbo named Jackson payne
Girl 1: who's that gay ass man
Girl 2: that is jack want me to sing the song
Girl 1: sure
Girl 2: so no one told you jack was gonna be this gay 'clap clap clap clap clap' the way he talks he walks and he has a fat chode that is the jack gay song

jack gay Jewish noes man 

a man called Jack Mortan who has a big noes and wears a little cap on his head.
" hey look its a jack gay Jewish noes man."

Gay jacked

Made famous in a Family Guy cutaway. An uncontrollable urge to dance and be happy and imitate the Family Guy version of true joy and dancing on a plane. Also great to play when heading to Miami
I gay jacked all the way to Miami.
Gay jacked by 8trackgto September 19, 2021

gay-jacked

when a group of gays flood a forum or discussion group with irrelavent comments, saying how fabulous they are, and generally just gaying the place up
we were having a good discussion, till it got "gay-jacked".
gay-jacked by Victim of Life September 25, 2009

Gay Michael Jackson

A gay michael jackson is a person with incredible singing talents and is his only asset to getting hoes.
"He's so fine, almost like a gay michael jackson".
Gay Michael Jackson by itsyaboi-tm November 2, 2018

jackson is gay 

what a true fact, jackson is gay!
jackson is gay by Jackisgay96969696 February 18, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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