Gawping

Posing uninvitingly to ward off others, or as a sign of derision.

Gawping. not cokin. get funky pants.
Looking good, hanging with the wild hos.
Looking good in a goatse stance.
Looking good when it comes to the pose

Gawping by dognoze December 20, 2007

gawping

The sound that is made from a woman's gloppage

Joel;dude can you hear Sarah gawping

Ryan; its hard not to she must have some mad gloppage

gawping by Joel the vlasheer November 27, 2011

Chick Gapping

The female form of manspreading (the practice whereby a man adopts a sitting position with his legs wide apart, particularly in a public place).

"I was trying to mind my own business on the subway this morning, but the woman across from me was chick gapping like she was Sharon Stone".

Chick Gapping by The Triple Wide July 15, 2017

Gaping Analitus

A condition which causes the anus to leak blood and shit after the rectum has been brutalized by a horse cock.

Wow Hilda, your asshole is leaking blood and shit after getting plowed by that horse cock last night. You must be suffering from gaping analitus.

Gaping Analitus by Spok3 April 11, 2022

Gaping Dumas 

1. An anus which has been probed and penetrated to the point that one's head will fit inside their respective anal cavity.

2. Anal cavity that can entertain objects 12 inches in diameter or larger.

Hey John, get your fingers out of your asshole! You already have a slim dumas. You want to end up with a flaccid, amorphous gaping dumas too?

Gaping Dumas by Ham Glaze Washington November 29, 2010

gaping gash 

n., misogynistic A synonym for the word "cunt" used in situations where the one word, one syllable formulation is not acceptable for reasons of etiquette or censorship.

"Jane, you ignorant gaping gash!"

gaping gash by Bippity Bopster September 16, 2013

gaping sticks 

snow skis. Due to the big, gaping hole or area that exists between each ski and thus your legs.

Punk: Look at that bunch of gapers riding their gaping sticks.
Fucktard: Ya.

person: I need some new gaping sticks
anonymous: No you need to stfu.

gaping sticks by Seatthell January 31, 2007