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Person who eats his own seaman.
Gatmen ate his one jizzum
gatmen by putty tang November 19, 2007
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gaten matarazzo 

Gaten Matarazzo (born: 09/08/2002) is a child actor best known for playing Dustin Henderson on the Netflix original series Stranger Things.

It is a well known fact that he is the cutest person in the cast and is literally a bundle of curly fries.
Gaten Matarazzo is a fantastic singer and actor.
gaten matarazzo by thefackfiles October 30, 2017
When you haven't washed your knob for a while and it ends up smelling like gammmon and cheese. Hence, you have a gammon-end, or "Gammend"
Mate, have a shower. I can smell your gammend from here.
Gammend by Synfal February 22, 2009
The name for someone who likes to talk about his adventures in the shower but everyone knows they are a virgin
Gtamen loves to tell others his shower stories like the time he finger blasted his flatmate but we all know he's a virgin
gtamen by Crumpet May 12, 2018
Gaten is the coolest dude ever! He is not like anyone else. He can be the most funny person on the internet and in real life. He has the sweetest smile and the perfect voice to go with it. Everyone loves him but he doesn't get the reconization he deserves.
-Omg do you know Gaten Matterazzo from stranger things???

-Omg yes
-but did you know he didn't have awning on urban dictionary until I made one....
-why though
gaten by Haillie jean💫🖤 July 21, 2018

garment varmint 

A strange creature that lives in the great cloth caverns.
My garment varmint is getting excited by all the hot pieces of ass.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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