Gates of Hell 

The Gates of Hell is male chastity devise.

It is 3-7 rings from 2" diameter, down to 1" diameter.
The steel rings are connected by a 1/2" leather strap
It limits an erect penis to a confined space, making it extremely difficult to ejaculate.

The Gates of Hell is male chastity devise.

Bob wore the "Gates of Hell" to pleasure his woman.

Gates of Hell by stargeneral61 May 1, 2010

Gates of Hell 

An amazing place up in North Jersey. It is a large tunnel network that supposedly ends at the gates of hell. It has been featured in Weird NJ, best local magazine. Also known for the intermingling of cultists and bored suburbian youth that frequent the tunnels. (PS Ignore Warning Signs, you can all swim I hope)

Yo, frank got stabbed in the Gates of Hell.

I was at the gates of Hell last weekend

Gates of Hell by Sevas Tra arT saveS October 8, 2005

gates of hell 

A complex system of tunnels, said to lead to hell, that smell like shit. Most likely the capital of Satanic circle jerking in New Jersey. Not scary at all due to the hordes of Emo-Mexicans roasting marshmallows outside the entrance, while telling us theres nothing in there but spiders they took pictures of on their cell phones. Not worth the trip, unless your scared easily or by KKK graffiti.

Adam and Kevin were seriously disappointed when they smelled marshmallows cooking as they approached the gates of hell.

gates of hell by steve8311 December 24, 2007

bill gates of hell 

Bill Gates wants to vaccinate the whole world with the mark of the beast

Bill Gates Of Hell will unleash the mark of the beast

bill gates of hell by CRAZYLARRYQUOTES May 1, 2020

The Gates of Hell 

The Gates of Hell is male chastity devise.

It is 3-7 rings from 2" diameter, down to 1" diameter.
The steel rings are connected by a 1/2" leather strap
It limits an erect penis to a confined space, making it extremely difficult to ejaculate.

The Gates of Hell is male chastity devise.

Bob wore "the Gates of Hell" to pleasure his woman.

The Gates of Hell by stargeneral61 April 28, 2010

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than

A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x

Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than attend a Justin Bieber concert.

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than by Elthrin November 8, 2013

The Gates of Hell 

the big JC and his blast beats that rain down into the gates of hell. its a very scary and loud place located near the junction in middletown,nj. its nothing but sweat, catpiss, blast beats, and random jizz stains all of the bed. many scene bitches hang out here.

" dude its about to jim chesek out.."

"yeah The Gates of Hell man"

The Gates of Hell by icing on that cupcake July 24, 2009