gastipation

Condition in which your excretion of gas is infrequent and/or difficult. Constipation of farts.

My stomach hurts. I think I'm suffering from gastipation.

by whiteboybum December 18, 2008

Gastipation

When you really have to fart but just can't push one out.

Bro 1: Dude, why you eating all those beans?
Bro2: I have gastipation. I need to blow wind but can't!

by Friendly Bryan August 3, 2020

Gaystipation

When a gay person doesn't come out. Similar to how a poo doesn't come out when you are constipated.

Gayle: Do you think Matt has Gaystipation?
Ockert: Defos! He's hella gay.

by mberry October 26, 2015

gaspation

a) Shocking

b) more gasp than gasp

c) breathless

d) I don't believe my eyes sort of shit

e) Uber shocked!!!

f) what the fuck!!

Two planes have just flown into the world trade center, no way man I'm in a state of gaspation here

by Hughesy9mm May 13, 2008

philo gastration

when having anal sex the reciver farts so hard it causes the penis to fly out. as well as anything else in the ass at the time

philo gastration is even sedier when the person sharts

by Mina tor returns May 23, 2007

Gastimating

When your odometer goes on your tank,and you guestimate your how full your tank is

Kyle: dude how much longer can we drive?
Kevin: Idk bro, Im gastimating it.
Kyle:dude...

by chadbrochill34224 January 31, 2010

gastation

a word meaning a station where you get gas usually connected with a conveniencestore

“i’m going to the gastation to get cigarettes and fuel up”

by pllotttwist June 22, 2021