Definitions by Vampyro

fretard 

someone who is just freaking retarded but not quite a fucktard

in the army the rank before fucktard

You see that gut over there, yeah he is a fucktard! You! YOUR NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A FUCKTARD, YOU ARE A FRETARD!!!

fretard by Vampyro May 13, 2005

jebus 

Jesus' brother, also referred to as "Jesus' brother, Daryll!"

Hi I'm Jesus.
Hi I'm Jesus' brother, Daryll!

jebus by Vampyro May 13, 2005

Glasstard

Someone who is a bastard and is also made of glass, like the Kool Aid Man
OH YEAH!!!

Don't touch me you drink. You glass bitch, you glass bastard. Get away from me you glasstard

Glasstard by Vampyro May 13, 2005

crooked 

gay or gay like

he wont look at here because he's crooked

crooked by vampyro February 24, 2003