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Gashforth 

Something so horrendously unenjoyable that it may be more enjoyable trapping your bollocks in a doorframe
I feel f**king gashforth!
Gashforth by riceyjp February 26, 2009
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Ashforth 

A Large Goat From Sweden, Usually Found In Forests.
I Saw An Ashforth In Sweden, Dude!
Ashforth by Lucy C January 21, 2007

Bashforth 

A breed of strong Norwegian super soldiers, that date back to ancient times. It is said that Zeus had an affair with a Scandinavian princess, which started the ancestry line of these royal Norweyan Kings. The breed was so strong, Hitler himself wanted to make them his soldiers. They consist of blond hair, blue eyes, and are extremely aggressive, and non-passive. Can go from Yahtzee to Nazi instantaneously. An attack can be sensed when the words "Really! (fill in name or object) Really!?"
Jim-Dude that guy looks like a Bashforth!
Fred-Dude be careful, he looks insane.
Bashforth by Juanitopapito November 16, 2010

gosforth high school

A school where charvs and povs are normal. where you cant read or write and where having fights and being flushed down the toilet is a a daily occurrence. It is also where you go if you get expelled from all the other schools around newcastle. LOWEST OF THE LOW.
kid: why is that kid mooning out the window
Kid 2: dunno i think he goes to gosforth high school
Kid: ahh that explains it.
gosforth high school by Pseudony123 December 5, 2010

Garforth 

Garforth is a shit hole. The boss man of Garforth is the one and only big nig. It is well know for big nig going about town doing her shit. In her free time she will find a way to batter the fuck out of you even if your a little tramp. Don’t mess with the big nig or she will FUCKKK YOUUU UPPO FAMMMM, also she’s single so hit her up.
Garforth is such a place to get banged by big nig fam
Garforth by Seshheadsesh2345 November 25, 2019

Gashworth 

A name for a realllly hot chick, who has ginger hair and great lady parts. Usually found on remote arable farms in nottinghamshire. Favourite food= baked beans.
I need to get that ginger girls attention...

"Oi Gashworth you sexy beast..."

What a boring day, oh hang on who's that who's just walked through the door...

"GASHWORTH"
Gashworth by gashworth January 10, 2008

gosforth 

Gosforth comes from the Latin Gosse Fourthiy, meaning Home of Cunts. Gosforth is often shorted to "g0ssie", which the rajies refer to it as.

Situated within Gosforth, we have three amazing Post Offices - all owned by welcoming foreigners. We also have many state of the shit hole schools, including Gosforth Academy.

There are two types of people strolling around in Gosforth. The rajies tend to attend Gosforth Academy, where you see them smoking after school at "reggie". The poshies tend to be the residents of Gosforth, who feel they have been invaded by the immature children; ruining their community.
Boy 1: y is dat fxkn kiddo havani sex in a bush?
Boy 2: duna, hear he goes to g0ssie.
Boy 1: ah'reet. fxing gosforth kids.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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