wafflehouse's definitions

gargle

-To hang out with one's girlfriend instead of chillin with the bros

-stems from gargling balls

"So did you call all the bros about laser tag tonight?"
"Yea, but Steve cant come because he's gargling."
"...what a little bitch."

"I'd call Matt but he's probably gargling balls."

"Bro, were chillin tonight at Todd's. Its gonna be redonkulous."
"I cant because Im hanging out with Katie tonight"
"You gargle hard bro." (hang up the phone)

by wafflehouse April 1, 2009