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Garden Fire 

A Garden Fire occurs when an individual runs into a room of people they just met, is completely naked, and proceeds to light their pubes on fire and prance around while screaming "GARDEN FIRE!!".

note: the odor caused by the burning of pubic hair is quite distasteful.
Dude, check this out.

Holy shit why are you lighting your pubes on fire?

"GARDEN FIRE!"

Wow that smells awful.
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Gardenfresh Bitch 

A person who is tenderfooted, and new to the world. they are often inexperienced in many aspects of the world and completely oblivious to their surroundings
That Gardenfresh Bitch thinks he can beat me in halo, he couldnt even beat off his own tiny penis if he had tweezers.
Gardenfresh Bitch by Gazzellis November 14, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016