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Garden Fire

A Garden Fire occurs when an individual runs into a room of people they just met, is completely naked, and proceeds to light their pubes on fire and prance around while screaming "GARDEN FIRE!!".

note: the odor caused by the burning of pubic hair is quite distasteful.
Dude, check this out.

Holy shit why are you lighting your pubes on fire?

"GARDEN FIRE!"

Wow that smells awful.
by Outline of the State of TN February 4, 2010
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Gardenfresh Bitch

A person who is tenderfooted, and new to the world. they are often inexperienced in many aspects of the world and completely oblivious to their surroundings
That Gardenfresh Bitch thinks he can beat me in halo, he couldnt even beat off his own tiny penis if he had tweezers.
by Gazzellis November 14, 2009
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