A Garden Fire occurs when an individual runs into a room of people they just met, is completely naked, and proceeds to light their pubes on fire and prance around while screaming "GARDEN FIRE!!".
note: the odor caused by the burning of pubic hair is quite distasteful.
note: the odor caused by the burning of pubic hair is quite distasteful.
Dude, check this out.
Holy shit why are you lighting your pubes on fire?
"GARDEN FIRE!"
Wow that smells awful.
Holy shit why are you lighting your pubes on fire?
"GARDEN FIRE!"
Wow that smells awful.
by Outline of the State of TN February 5, 2010