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garbageman

A garbageman is a man with a massive package, and he flaunts it, by wearing tight shorts, undies, kilts, etc.
He WILL place his 'junk' on you, if he feels aroused and/or threatened. Typically used in homosexual/incestual type situations
Grossman showed his garbageman-osity when he hiked up his shorts at his family reunion.
garbageman by Partyboy November 12, 2004
Words you can keep

garbage man 

Someone who frequently dates girls that other guys have thrown out like trash. Usually goes for girls that are getting over a bad breakup.
Jerry: "Man check out Larry with that skank-ass bitch Mary. Didn't Harry just kick that ho to the curb last week?"
Terry: "Hell yeah dogg. And not too long ago I saw him trying to beat up my old bitch, Carrie. That weak-ass motherfucker is always taking out the trash."
Jerry: "Word to your mother. What a fucking garbage man."
garbage man by Nick D November 11, 2003

garbage man 

bench player, who has the primary quality of burning minutes and chipping in the occassional goal.

Term mostly used in hockey, but can also be used in basketball or baseball.
We picked up Dave this season because he's the perfect garbage man. He burns minutes which allows our RWs to rest, and he chips in about 10 garbage goals a year.
garbage man by Ricky Roma December 27, 2003

Garbage Man 

A guy who constantly picks up, or takes out, horrifically trashy women.
Adam: "Dude, I heard our mate Sam is trying to date that Mel chick again."

Jared: "No way... she's even more slutty than his ex!"

Callum: "Come on guys, just accept the fact that Sam's a Garbage Man, and we'll never mention this horror again."

garbage man 

individual(s) who pick up your trash. If left out on a certain day each week.
Hey don't forget to put out the garbage for the garbage man.
garbage man by KroSS November 15, 2004

garbageware 

Any software that has a poor user interface, bad function or design, that is buggy, prone to crashes, or does not meet the claims of it's developers, promoters or advertisers.
Unfortunate who uses Microshite software: "Who designed this garbageware anyway!"

Bystander who knows: "you'll need to take that up with BG"
garbageware by Dr Yort June 12, 2008

Garbagiomanzzzss 

The most dangerous man on the planet. He was debuted from MLB, now he haunts those who say his name. People are often unaware if he is present because he oftens runs away before anyone can notice. Legend says if you say Zzzss in the mirror three times he will drag you into his castle and have his way. No one has returned to tell the tale of Garbagiomanzzzss.
"Don't make me get Garbagiomanzzzss!"

"He's right behind you..."
"Who?"

"He who shall not be named."
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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