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Garage boner

A boner only achieved in a garage.

1. A fetish for which you only become fully erect inside a garage.

2. A garage in which boners take place.
3. A kink that causes an extreme urge to spank your monkey exclusively in a garage.
“Man I had the craziest garage boner yesterday
Garage boner by Garageboners.Inc. December 22, 2019
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boner garage 

1) A vagina that has been pounded so much by erect penises that it has become a resting place for said penises.
2) A nickname for a woman who has a tattoo labeled "boner garage" and an arrow pointing to her vagina.
Man 1: How many guys has she fucked?
Man 2: At least one hundred
Man 3: Man, hopefully her boner garage isn't still full.....I'm going for it
boner garage by daninfakelife November 20, 2013

boner garage 

A woman who loves/addicted to sex so much she refers to her vagina as a boner garage.
boner garage by KimboSplice69 November 20, 2013

boner garage 

A boner garage is a penis locker .
A penis locker is when a girls vagina can hold many dicks
Her boner garage could hold 5 dildos last night
boner garage by a lite fucker December 16, 2018

Boner Garage 

A "Boner Garage" is a place to park your lovely boner! Your significant other or that hoe Sheva that you met down the street could often serve as your "boner garage".
Hot German boy walks down street and calls to neighbors, "Gutentaugh! I'm going down town to meet my boner garage! She hot American woman!"

Laughs in high voice at the thought of finally filling his reserved parking space.
Boner Garage by atthesametime69 August 7, 2018

Boner garage 

the biggest pussy/fag you will ever meet, 100% of the time referring to persons named Kaden Costello
Dude Kaden had so much dick last night he was literally a boner garage
Boner garage by Justguythings March 11, 2017

Boner Garage 

Euphemism or slang term for a vagina.
Or
In reference to a promiscuous girls naughty bits.
Man, I'm gonna be parking my Johnson in her boner garage tonight.
Boner Garage by kingofkeizer April 8, 2021
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