Ganjavitus 

The medical term for "perma-fried".
Someone who's smoked much too much chronic and is now left with nothing but a fried brain and an empty fridge.

Erika thought unfunny things were funny because she suffered from ganjavitus.

Ganjavitus by M0ntr34l November 20, 2009

Ganjavitis 

When you smoke weed and you forget to brush your teeth, the nasty smell that your mouth has.

Dude, you got some serious Ganjavitis yo!

Ganjavitis by W-yo! August 16, 2010

ganjaditis 

An illness you get after smoking too much ganja. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; green tinted face, vomiting, nausea, and sleepiness.

Bobby took three hits from the bong and instantly came down with a bad case of ganjaditis.

ganjaditis by rockstarrr83 April 9, 2010

Gayavitus 

Turns people gay with a kiss

A guy sneeks up behind u PUCKER UP BOSO, well I have caught Gayavitus now bro

Gayavitus by Kari Hatake February 15, 2022

ganjaitis 

a cold/disease/flu you get, but you want it to sound cool or worse than it sounds so you mix it with ganja (weed/cannabis) and itis (which is on most diseases)

Fred: "oh hey man, why havent you been at skool?"

Bob: " ohh, ive just come down with some ganjaitis

ganjaitis by imrelycool May 27, 2009