ganjaitis 

a cold/disease/flu you get, but you want it to sound cool or worse than it sounds so you mix it with ganja (weed/cannabis) and itis (which is on most diseases)

Fred: "oh hey man, why havent you been at skool?"

Bob: " ohh, ive just come down with some ganjaitis

ganjaitis by imrelycool May 27, 2009

Ganitis 

The disease that results from the contraction of the Staphylococcus Shigellosis microorganism. AKA Post-Gan Syndrome (PGS). It is caused by poo-to-mouth contact, and is commonly found in Chinese take-out joints all over Manhattan and sheisty Queens (see: Dougie's).

Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.

Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.

Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.

Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.

Ariel: I have after-the-gan. Got it bad.

Me: Mother-of-Christ. It seems to be a classic case of Ganitis.

Ganitis by ehealth November 4, 2008

ganjaditis 

An illness you get after smoking too much ganja. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; green tinted face, vomiting, nausea, and sleepiness.

Bobby took three hits from the bong and instantly came down with a bad case of ganjaditis.

ganjaditis by rockstarrr83 April 9, 2010

Ganjavitis 

When you smoke weed and you forget to brush your teeth, the nasty smell that your mouth has.

Dude, you got some serious Ganjavitis yo!

Ganjavitis by W-yo! August 16, 2010

Ganjavitus 

The medical term for "perma-fried".
Someone who's smoked much too much chronic and is now left with nothing but a fried brain and an empty fridge.

Erika thought unfunny things were funny because she suffered from ganjavitus.

Ganjavitus by M0ntr34l November 20, 2009

Ganjalistic

adj. Having a strong/complex scent of marijuana; awesome

Holy shit son smell this....... Ganjalistic.....

Ganjalistic by fredandgray March 24, 2011

Gagaitis 

Inflammation of the gaga gland, found only in a select subspecies of homosapiens, collectively known as "homosexuals". The inflammation is due to any Gaga-related news or releases, accompanied by the urge to dance like a ho. It gives great pleasure to the homosexual. It is described as a "blowjob but for your ears".

The Judas release just gave me Gagaitis. I can't wait to drunkenly make out with ten guys at the club tonight when it plays!

Gagaitis by andrewf249 May 5, 2011