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Ganjavitis 

When you smoke weed and you forget to brush your teeth, the nasty smell that your mouth has.
Dude, you got some serious Ganjavitis yo!
Ganjavitis by W-yo! August 16, 2010
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ganjaditis 

An illness you get after smoking too much ganja. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; green tinted face, vomiting, nausea, and sleepiness.
Bobby took three hits from the bong and instantly came down with a bad case of ganjaditis.
ganjaditis by rockstarrr83 April 9, 2010
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Ginjivitis 

A god in the presence of mortals. a DJ from RadioFreeZion (RFZ) with a randomly delicious blend of musical styles ranging from old school rap to hardcore industrial to punk and opera. he never holds back from telling us listeners that we suck if we request things like "scotty doesn't know". basically he is the man. balls to bones.
if you listen to RFZ, www.radiofreezion.com and you hear music that rocks your pants back. it just may be Ginjivitis on the mic.
Ginjivitis by TornadoPotato April 12, 2005

Ganjavitus 

The medical term for "perma-fried".
Someone who's smoked much too much chronic and is now left with nothing but a fried brain and an empty fridge.
Erika thought unfunny things were funny because she suffered from ganjavitus.
Ganjavitus by M0ntr34l November 20, 2009

ganjaitis 

a cold/disease/flu you get, but you want it to sound cool or worse than it sounds so you mix it with ganja (weed/cannabis) and itis (which is on most diseases)
Fred: "oh hey man, why havent you been at skool?"

Bob: " ohh, ive just come down with some ganjaitis
ganjaitis by imrelycool May 27, 2009
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