Gayavitus

Turns people gay with a kiss

A guy sneeks up behind u PUCKER UP BOSO, well I have caught Gayavitus now bro

by Kari Hatake February 15, 2022

Ganjavitus

The medical term for "perma-fried".
Someone who's smoked much too much chronic and is now left with nothing but a fried brain and an empty fridge.

Erika thought unfunny things were funny because she suffered from ganjavitus.

by M0ntr34l November 20, 2009

Gayvious

When a person is flamboyantly or so obviously homosexual that they are gayvious.

I don't know why people where surprised to learn that Ricky Martin was gay; he seemed pretty gayvious to me.

Elton John and KD Lang are good examples of being gayvious.

by Zalfarr October 14, 2011

Guyaitus

A hiatus from guys

I am taking a guyaitus from men

by Sassyjj! July 22, 2017

Gayitus

You are gay

Patient: He has gayitus? Whats that.
Doctor: see when you have gayitus it means you like men and you must get executed

by Someones Panda April 26, 2021

gayatitus

A horrible disease that makes you gay

“ wow he caught gayatitus “

by Harokjtty June 4, 2024

Defius gravitus erctus

When your erection is so big it literally defius gravitus erectus to the point where it breaks the laws of physics.

Man 1:bro is that mount Everest?
Man 2: that bitch made me so drippy, I ‘Defius gravitus erctus’
Man 1: seriously bro you should get that checked out.
Man 2: well I know it ain’t no matchu picchu.

by Hangus-grapuss March 5, 2019