Gayavitus 

Turns people gay with a kiss

A guy sneeks up behind u PUCKER UP BOSO, well I have caught Gayavitus now bro

Gayavitus by Kari Hatake February 15, 2022

Ganjavitus 

The medical term for "perma-fried".
Someone who's smoked much too much chronic and is now left with nothing but a fried brain and an empty fridge.

Erika thought unfunny things were funny because she suffered from ganjavitus.

Ganjavitus by M0ntr34l November 20, 2009

Gayvious 

When a person is flamboyantly or so obviously homosexual that they are gayvious.

I don't know why people where surprised to learn that Ricky Martin was gay; he seemed pretty gayvious to me.

Elton John and KD Lang are good examples of being gayvious.

Gayvious by Zalfarr October 14, 2011

Guyaitus 

A hiatus from guys

I am taking a guyaitus from men

Guyaitus by Sassyjj! July 22, 2017

Gayitus

You are gay

Patient: He has gayitus? Whats that.
Doctor: see when you have gayitus it means you like men and you must get executed

Gayitus by Someones Panda April 26, 2021

gayatitus 

A horrible disease that makes you gay

“ wow he caught gayatitus “

gayatitus by Harokjtty June 4, 2024

Defius gravitus erctus 

When your erection is so big it literally defius gravitus erectus to the point where it breaks the laws of physics.

Man 1:bro is that mount Everest?
Man 2: that bitch made me so drippy, I ‘Defius gravitus erctus’
Man 1: seriously bro you should get that checked out.
Man 2: well I know it ain’t no matchu picchu.

Defius gravitus erctus by Hangus-grapuss March 5, 2019