Gayavitus

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Turns people gay with a kiss

A guy sneeks up behind u PUCKER UP BOSO, well I have caught Gayavitus now bro

Gayavitus by Kari Hatake February 15, 2022

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Ganjavitus

The medical term for "perma-fried".
Someone who's smoked much too much chronic and is now left with nothing but a fried brain and an empty fridge.

Erika thought unfunny things were funny because she suffered from ganjavitus.

Ganjavitus by M0ntr34l November 20, 2009

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Related Words

Gayavitus • gayatitus • Ganjavitus • Gayitus • Gayvious • Guyaitus • Defius gravitus erctus

Gayvious

When a person is flamboyantly or so obviously homosexual that they are gayvious.

I don't know why people where surprised to learn that Ricky Martin was gay; he seemed pretty gayvious to me.

Elton John and KD Lang are good examples of being gayvious.

Gayvious by Zalfarr October 14, 2011

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Guyaitus

A hiatus from guys

I am taking a guyaitus from men

Guyaitus by Sassyjj! July 22, 2017

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Gayitus

You are gay

Patient: He has gayitus? Whats that.
Doctor: see when you have gayitus it means you like men and you must get executed

Gayitus by Someones Panda April 26, 2021

gayatitus

A horrible disease that makes you gay

“ wow he caught gayatitus “

gayatitus by Harokjtty June 4, 2024

Defius gravitus erctus

When your erection is so big it literally defius gravitus erectus to the point where it breaks the laws of physics.

Man 1:bro is that mount Everest?
Man 2: that bitch made me so drippy, I ‘Defius gravitus erctus’
Man 1: seriously bro you should get that checked out.
Man 2: well I know it ain’t no matchu picchu.

Defius gravitus erctus by Hangus-grapuss March 5, 2019

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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