Pronounced; gang-i-t-us
A highley contagious disease affecting everyone at least once in there lifetime. Usualy catched by associating with gangus people for long periods of time. This disease makes you unaware of how disgusting you are dressing or acting. It is best to catch gangitus at a young age and if a friend/family member suffers from this horrable disease, please ensure they do not leave the house untill they have fully recovered. If proper treatment is not given, this person can remain gangus forever. If Symptoms persist see your local gangologist
Person 1: er what are you waring?
person 2: its my new "the vaine" t-shirt, you like?
Person 1: quick call an ambulance shes got a badcase of gangitus!
"Don't ever eat there. Their food is ganglious". Or: "My toilet quit flushing, and there's no way I can afford a plumber. How ganglious."
"I was shocked when I saw Grandma today. She was all wrinkly and ganglious."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).