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gangitus 

Pronounced; gang-i-t-us
A highley contagious disease affecting everyone at least once in there lifetime. Usualy catched by associating with gangus people for long periods of time. This disease makes you unaware of how disgusting you are dressing or acting. It is best to catch gangitus at a young age and if a friend/family member suffers from this horrable disease, please ensure they do not leave the house untill they have fully recovered. If proper treatment is not given, this person can remain gangus forever. If Symptoms persist see your local gangologist
Person 1: er what are you waring?
person 2: its my new "the vaine" t-shirt, you like?
Person 1: quick call an ambulance shes got a bad case of gangitus!
gangitus by El-raaa August 4, 2007
Related Words

ganglious 

1) Not good; awful
2) Old; dried-out
"Don't ever eat there. Their food is ganglious". Or: "My toilet quit flushing, and there's no way I can afford a plumber. How ganglious."
"I was shocked when I saw Grandma today. She was all wrinkly and ganglious."
ganglious by Gwugluud Barcher 1 January 14, 2009

gagilitus 

a term for gaging way too much almost to a point where you vomit or barf
person1: man are you alright?

person2: no i think i have gagilitus?
gagilitus by Jim John October 6, 2006

Gangilious 

A disease that makes you want to weld, get on the game and talk to your shorty
Jan was showing symptoms of gangilious and asked to go home.
Gangilious by kccruz August 7, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026