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Where you leave your PC/Console - run to the bathroom - poo - wipe - wash hands get back to the game within 30 seconds
Last 20 players in PUBG and I needed a poo! I did the perfect gamer poo! cam back to the PC and was still alive, finished 4th haha
Gamer poo by DB86 February 2, 2021
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Poo Poo Games

1. Any attempt by a male to elicit a female to hit, poke, punch or otherwise make physical contact with said male. This is most often done by making chauvinist remarks.

2. A not so subtle form of flirtation perfected by Dave Mabey.
"I'd ask you to come to the beach with us, but I know you have to stay in the kitchen and make us dinner."
<smack!> "Jerk!"
"Hey, Dave, stop playing Poo Poo Games and get in the car!"
Poo Poo Games by Jonny-the-Kid January 28, 2009

Poo Poo Games

When a guy flirts with a girl by insulting her gender with a chauvinistic remark. The desired outcome is being punched or poked by the female, thus eliciting the physical contact the male craves.
Guy: "Hey, shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us lunch?"
Girl: "Shut up jerk!" <SMACK>
Guy2: "Come on Dave, stop playing poo poo games and let's go."
Poo Poo Games by Switchbladeuzi December 9, 2009

The Poo Joker Gamers Team

An organization known for their works of irony. Referred to as "Poo Joker," this group is currently at the top of the irony game on Instagram. They are also known for their feature on comedian Tony Zaret's page as a character in a skit and their multiple collaborations with Esoteric "Fosing" Irony, a young, successful man that is on par with the Poo Joker's level of irony.
Tony: "The Poo Joker Gamers Team?"
The Poo Joker: "Sup."

Poor Gamer Syndrome 

Being too poor to to buy the games you desire.
"i just had a dream of Poor Gamer Syndrome"

Gamers poop 

As soon as you get good and comfortable and ready to have a long gaming session, you are hit with painful poop pains. This usually occurs about halfway through the match or raid.
Dude! Why are you playing so poorly? I'm sorry man, I have just been hit with a mad dose of gamers poop. You must go on without me. This might take a while.
Gamers poop by PoppaSynth October 13, 2016

The Poogle Game 

A game in which multiple men look up random words on google images. In doing this act they place bets on which page there will be porn on. Winner takes all. *Make sure safe search is off
I won $50 playing The Poogle Game last night!!!
The Poogle Game by daddy lurs January 25, 2009
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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