Gamer Cow

A very unattractive female who plays many video games and has no life. The female also never leaves her couch there for she is fat, very fat. The gamer cow generally has acne everywhere and very greasy hair (but not always).

John: Hey guys this girl sounds really hot, I met her on XBOX LIVE.

Guys: Wow really did you see her picture yet?

John: hold on she's sending it now.....

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Everyone: DAMN SHE'S ONE UGLY GAMER COW

by Trynasaurus dotcom April 3, 2011

The horse cow game

a game played while driving that sets the driver and passenger sides of the car against each other. Tallying points for wildlife on each side of the road. Cows=1pt each Horses, Deer=5pts each. Lambs,pigs,turkeys, sheep=10pts each. Mini horses, llamas, buffalo, donkeys and anything else strange= 20 pts each. If a player passes a graveyard on their side the points go back to zero. Game is played till and of the roadtrip

I played the horse cow game against my girlfriend from Madison to Chicago.

by Dan Barnum February 26, 2009

cow game

a game where two people get down on all fours really close to each others' face and moo. first one to laugh loses

girl 1: hey do you see those hot boys over there
girl 2: yeah what are they doing
girl 1: lol they are playing the cow game. it's hilarious. let's go get their snaps

by *whipsoutmeatscepter December 11, 2019

cow piss game

a game where 2 men stand 5 feet away from each other, and the first person 2 piss into the others mouth wins a blowjob from a cow.

man: ive one the cow piss game!
man: lucky fuck|!

by twonk August 2, 2008

Cowboy Game

A game played between two people. The object of the game is to take off all your clothes and see who can lick the other person all over the fastest. Quite possibly the hottest game ever invented.

Dustin told us that he overheard his sister talking about playing the cowboy game with her friend.

by Anon408 April 13, 2009