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The ugliest bridesmaid in a bridal party. Not to be confused with the Guvlanka, who is the fattest bridesmaid.
"I'll be so drunk after this wedding, I'll settle for bangin' either the gluckin or the guvlanka."
Gluckin by Drty Chavez March 27, 2009
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glucking 

The act of being gluck.
when I hung out with Sarah, she was glucking.
glucking by Poppop November 24, 2006

gluckian complex 

a complex in which the male unmutualty flirts unrellentlesly with females
Aaron sure has a gluckian complex. Look at the expression on Leeor's face!
Term for when an average looking male celebrity or character on a tv show or movie is the love interest of a much hotter girl. See Big Bang Theory and She’s Out Of My League.
He’s such a galecki for scoring the hottest girl.
galecki by Dickiedoodle March 3, 2024

Chrispy Galuski

A Chrispy Galusky is an outburst of squeeling “I love you bro, I love you bro, I love you bro” during a physical altercation between two males. Whether the outburst is an expression of male on male eroticism or fight/flight reaction of sheer fear and self preservation is up to the observer.
After a sneaky sucker punch, a Chrispy Galuski was heard shouted in repetition as the coward ducked in fear begging for mercy terrified of the potential life altering consequences of their actions.
Chrispy Galuski by CMF Jones July 16, 2026
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026