Gallow

A hot and sweet gal, often with a monotone hair color. She is always a young mom. She likes to wear red and black velvet clothes, and look fire in a suit. She usually acts sadistic but really just loves you and her kids who she treats well. Perfect girl fr

Anon1: who’s gallow.
Anon2: milf material homie.
Anon1: iight imma go shoot my shot.

by AnonymousAndAndrogynous June 25, 2023

gallow it

G, allow it. All in one so it flows better

person 1: gets raped
person 2: just gallow it
person 1: wtf

by elloelloellooo June 13, 2019

gallow fuck

when you hang out of a girls ass while autoerotic asphixiating

"tom cruise died doing a gallow fuck

by petbeater69 April 28, 2021

fucking gallow

A fucking gallow (or gallows as a group) are bastards that lie to get your attention, as they may also come off snarky and attractive at the same time.

you tricked me you fucking gallow!

by maskerr August 19, 2017

galloping crud

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

gallows humor

Sense of humor that arises from stressful, traumatic or life-threatening situations where death seems to be an inevitability. Different from black humor in that comments of this sort are made by the person/persons affected (i.e. about to die).

Emissary: We will block out the sun with our arrows.
Spartan (gallows humor here): Then we will fight in the shade.

by bobblehead bob March 11, 2007

Gallon Gluttony

A group of middle class and bored adolescents who smash gallons of juice, milk, and other fluids at local supermarkets for youtube stardom and for the purpose of a supposed prank.

Eric Steinberg: Hey man, my mom left me her Bmw, so we can go to the Metro and do some Gallon Gluttony.

Chad Dawkins:Oh bro! Nice, lemme get my cam so we can get some views!

by TERminalambiaNCe March 11, 2013