Gallops 

in the arcade game Dance Dance Revolution, a series of steps where you have to gallop to hit them correctly, very close arrows.

"Man, Matsuri Japan is basically all gallops!"

Gallops by Andrew Mitchell December 22, 2003

gallops 

to have diorreaha

jeez, i've got the gallops!

gallops by Froger April 24, 2003

Fanny Gallops 

When a girl feels horny and her vagina starts to pulsate with excitement.

"Oh my god I'm getting fanny gallops watching that!" *ponographic film*

Fanny Gallops by Leoleanne October 30, 2008

fanny gallops 

The sudden rush of sexual wanting when you're faced with a person you find incredibly attractive that can be felt physically in the genitals, as well as a full body excitement.

You can also experience the fanny gallops when sat fantasising on the bus home, or indeed anywhere.

When i think about Nick Cave wearing a suit and slowly sliding his hands up my shirt it gives me the fanny gallops.

fanny gallops by fanny.gallops October 19, 2017

galloping crud 

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."

galloping crud by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

gallows humor 

Sense of humor that arises from stressful, traumatic or life-threatening situations where death seems to be an inevitability. Different from black humor in that comments of this sort are made by the person/persons affected (i.e. about to die).

Emissary: We will block out the sun with our arrows.
Spartan (gallows humor here): Then we will fight in the shade.

gallows humor by bobblehead bob March 11, 2007

gish-galloper 

The Gish Gallop is a a debating/rhetorical technique that involves barraging an opponent with a haze of falsified statements, outright lies, and straw-man arguments. The unsuspecting opponent typically feels defenseless and frustrated against the attack and is unable to deflect it on the spot. It is named after creationism activist and professional debater Duane Gish.

Newt Gingrich is a notorious gish-galloper. In an exchange with Howard Dean he grossly distorted the facts concerning the number of Americans who would be forced into a government health insurance plan by making up the random number of 131 million:

"The way the bill in the House -- and we're talking about a specific bill -- the way the bill in the House would work, if your company didn't offer any insurance, they would pay an 8 percent tax on their personnel cost.

For most companies, that would be a net savings of 3 percent, 4 percent or 5 percent. One estimate by Lewin Associates (sic) is 131 million Americans will lose their private insurance and be pushed into a government plan."

gish-galloper by savagewo December 1, 2011