A verb from the Polish language, masturbating furiously in under five minutes. Pronounced gal-ert
Originated in the late 1990s in sub-zero environments where men would have to galert to be able to masturbate. Subsequently, men who could not achieve their goal in a very short period of time would almost certainly lose their penis to frostbite.
Originated in the late 1990s in sub-zero environments where men would have to galert to be able to masturbate. Subsequently, men who could not achieve their goal in a very short period of time would almost certainly lose their penis to frostbite.
by ezyarw January 10, 2010
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🔥 Also if you do an AWESOME move or play in a game on purpose or accidentally GAMERTASTIK
🔥 To also express positive on Social Media
🔥 Also if you do an AWESOME move or play in a game on purpose or accidentally GAMERTASTIK
🔥 To also express positive on Social Media
🔥 TASTIKNOR just won the game.. dude GAMERTASTIK!
🔥 DUDE..did you see that move COOLSOME5 did..Hell yeah GAMERTASTIK DUDE
🔥 DUDE..did you see that move COOLSOME5 did..Hell yeah GAMERTASTIK DUDE
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Can either mean: A fart that smells absolutely fucking disgusting, but is’s more commonly used as a cuss word for someone absolutely fucking retarded. It’s origin comes from our lord and savior, Sultan Shah, who once, on his way to his temple, called one of his servants «gært» as he did not bring Sultan’s glasses like he was asked to do. The servant was later decapitated and the word «gært» was written on his tombstone.
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Get the Galentine mug.Most talented Actress/Singer on Television
None can come close
One of the most beautiful people ever
One Tree Hill character-Haley James Scott
Wife of RL husband Michael Galeotii
Wife of Super stud Nathan Scott aka James Lafferty
None can come close
One of the most beautiful people ever
One Tree Hill character-Haley James Scott
Wife of RL husband Michael Galeotii
Wife of Super stud Nathan Scott aka James Lafferty
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You: "I just can't she's just absolutely perfect tbh"
Your friend: "Who?"
You: "Amymarie Gaertner. Have you not seen her vines?"
Your friend: "Who?"
You: "Amymarie Gaertner. Have you not seen her vines?"
by Kaliforhnia February 4, 2014
Get the amymarie gaertner mug.A gamertag is a person's online persona over xbox live.
You need to pick it wisely as Microsoft will try to get as much money from you as possible because it costs 10 dollars to change it.
Also there are unwritten rules when it comes to creating your gamertag.
Rule #1: It may contain at least 1 marijuana reference.
Rule #2: It may or may not (your choice) reference alcohol or boobs.
Rule #3: It must have 3 x's somewhere in the gamertag (perferably at the beginning and the end)
Rule #4: If you are 12 years old and are planning on playing halo 3 all day after school until your bedtime you must put MLG in the beginning of your gamertag.
Rule #5: You must, MUST make it look you're so retarded that you spent your whole time as a baby in a washing machine.
You need to pick it wisely as Microsoft will try to get as much money from you as possible because it costs 10 dollars to change it.
Also there are unwritten rules when it comes to creating your gamertag.
Rule #1: It may contain at least 1 marijuana reference.
Rule #2: It may or may not (your choice) reference alcohol or boobs.
Rule #3: It must have 3 x's somewhere in the gamertag (perferably at the beginning and the end)
Rule #4: If you are 12 years old and are planning on playing halo 3 all day after school until your bedtime you must put MLG in the beginning of your gamertag.
Rule #5: You must, MUST make it look you're so retarded that you spent your whole time as a baby in a washing machine.
Here are some examples of gamertag you might want to use.
xXx LeGiiT SniiPeZ
PRO SN1P3R BR
Sw4gga like dis
xxxw33d4l1f3xxx
MLG 4 SH0T
iTZ iLoGiCzzz v2
iPolariiZee
KSI Sn1p3D0vv/V
The list is endless
xXx LeGiiT SniiPeZ
PRO SN1P3R BR
Sw4gga like dis
xxxw33d4l1f3xxx
MLG 4 SH0T
iTZ iLoGiCzzz v2
iPolariiZee
KSI Sn1p3D0vv/V
The list is endless
by BartS4177 January 25, 2010
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