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A verb from the Polish language, masturbating furiously in under five minutes. Pronounced gal-ert
Originated in the late 1990s in sub-zero environments where men would have to galert to be able to masturbate. Subsequently, men who could not achieve their goal in a very short period of time would almost certainly lose their penis to frostbite.
He went for a galert 4 minutes ago, he should hurry up or he'll risk losing it.
Galert by ezyarw January 10, 2010
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GAMERTASTIK 

🔥 Someone who is a GAMER and has above average gaming skills on any console, PC or any gaming system that exist in this universe!!
🔥 Also if you do an AWESOME move or play in a game on purpose or accidentally GAMERTASTIK
🔥 To also express positive on Social Media
🔥 TASTIKNOR just won the game.. dude GAMERTASTIK!
🔥 DUDE..did you see that move COOLSOME5 did..Hell yeah GAMERTASTIK DUDE
GAMERTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 22, 2019
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Can either mean: A fart that smells absolutely fucking disgusting, but is’s more commonly used as a cuss word for someone absolutely fucking retarded. It’s origin comes from our lord and savior, Sultan Shah, who once, on his way to his temple, called one of his servants «gært» as he did not bring Sultan’s glasses like he was asked to do. The servant was later decapitated and the word «gært» was written on his tombstone.
Gært by PistoPlays January 21, 2021
Lucy: I don't have a date for valentines. You wanna be my galentine?
Louise: sure
Galentine by Clueless lass February 9, 2015

Bethany Joy Galeotti 

Most talented Actress/Singer on Television
None can come close
One of the most beautiful people ever
One Tree Hill character-Haley James Scott
Wife of RL husband Michael Galeotii
Wife of Super stud Nathan Scott aka James Lafferty
Bethany Joy Galeotti the definition of beautiful in any way imaginable

amymarie gaertner

An American girl from Ohio who is a self-taught dancer & choreographer. She mostly gained her fame from the social network Vine, whom of which she posted little snippets of herself dancing to different songs. Mostly dubstep, to be exact but she doesn't limit herself to any type of dance. She also posts her choreography on Youtube.
You: "I just can't she's just absolutely perfect tbh"
Your friend: "Who?"
You: "Amymarie Gaertner. Have you not seen her vines?"
amymarie gaertner by Kaliforhnia February 4, 2014

Gamertag 

A gamertag is a person's online persona over xbox live.

You need to pick it wisely as Microsoft will try to get as much money from you as possible because it costs 10 dollars to change it.

Also there are unwritten rules when it comes to creating your gamertag.
Rule #1: It may contain at least 1 marijuana reference.
Rule #2: It may or may not (your choice) reference alcohol or boobs.
Rule #3: It must have 3 x's somewhere in the gamertag (perferably at the beginning and the end)
Rule #4: If you are 12 years old and are planning on playing halo 3 all day after school until your bedtime you must put MLG in the beginning of your gamertag.
Rule #5: You must, MUST make it look you're so retarded that you spent your whole time as a baby in a washing machine.
Here are some examples of gamertag you might want to use.
xXx LeGiiT SniiPeZ
PRO SN1P3R BR
Sw4gga like dis
xxxw33d4l1f3xxx
MLG 4 SH0T
iTZ iLoGiCzzz v2
iPolariiZee
KSI Sn1p3D0vv/V

The list is endless
Gamertag by BartS4177 January 25, 2010
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