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Gaitan Feltching 

Gaitan Feltching is whenever Miguel "Creepy" Gaitan is sucking sperm from his boyfriend's or some other guy-he met at Tabu bar & lounge, asshole.
Miguel "Creepy" Gaitan sucking sperm from his boyfriend's ass.

The Gaitan family caught their relatives Gaitan Feltching each other during their family reunion.

Arlena Monique Gaitan 

Most Arlena Gaitan(s) are ugly.
Slutty, but not a hot slutty, UGLY slutty.
Most commonly look like a horse.
With big teeth & a fat nose.
"Did you see that Horse gallop by?"
"Don't worry, that was just Arlena Monique Gaitan"

gitanjali 

Ancient wisdom and beauty. Opposite of stupidity. A feeling that brings mind, body and heart together and provides peace.
In the middle of all the confusion and chaos of the riot she stood still and spoke from her heart. She created pure Gitanjali
gitanjali by abolish ignorance July 31, 2005
I'll be the first to give a definition for this beautiful soul. A caring generous and amazing friend. She is the coolest person you will ever meet. Her name is as rare as her personality which makes her even more special. I'm so glad I met her because she is a beautiful Pisces who will always bring me joy. I know we will be friends forever ! I wish her the best in life and know she will achieve so much because of her many talents. We are very much alike in a way it's scary. From getting into trouble to talking about boys. I love her forever and she is the most gorgeous person you will ever meet inside and out. Forever my snicker <3
Who's that going to eat the last pizza ?
Oh wait of course Gaetane will.

neil gaiman 

Awesome fantasy writer of such wonderful works as the Sandman series, "American Gods", "Stardust," and "Neverwhere." Also co-creater of the literary masterpiece "Good Omens," which almost also became the best movie in the world by the creaters of Monty Python, but was unfortunately turned down in an evil Hollywood hype fight.
Yo, Neil Gaiman is the most awesometastic writer of all time. J.K Rowling's got nothing on his shit!
neil gaiman by Cherrykallista July 15, 2006
A classy French cigarette popular among sophisticated smokers, these are not to be found in your typical gas station or kwik-e-mart. The word literally translates as "gypsy woman". Distribution has recently been banned in the USA, causing distress to smokers of this aromatic and distinct cigarette.
"Pierre, do you have a Gitanes? I've been desperate for a good smoke all day."
Gitanes by Lucy R. November 17, 2007
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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