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Gigafuckton 

Currently the largest amount of any given thing. Many times larger than the fuckton, and vastly larger than a shitload or assload.

1 Gigafuckton is equal to...

1x10^3 Megafucktons
1x10^6 Kilofucktons
1x10^9 Fucktons
After not emptying the trash for 3 weeks, I found a gigafuckton of ants living in it.
Gigafuckton by cchriss92 September 20, 2009

Gagglefuckofdouche 

Gaggle fuck of douche.
A meandering group of unorganized douchbags.
Today all the corporate executives were taking a tour of the plant, what a gagglefuckofdouch that was.

What is that gagglefuckofdouche doing over there?

gagglefuck 

gaggle is defined as a group of geese on the ground. Thus gaggle fuck means something similar to a cluster fuck. And as you may know a cluster fuck refers to something that is unorganized. So gagglefuck means something that is unorganized
gagglefuck by Mike Press March 23, 2004

gigafucked 

fucked by the order of magnitude times 1000
the computer laid us out in a gigafucked state
gigafucked by jimimbo April 1, 2007

Gangfucked

To be poorly managed or of bad quality
Our porch is gangfucked.
Our couch is so Gangfucked, the leather is peeling off.
Gangfucked by Chaos and sauce April 25, 2020
Making one puke on your cock by the act of fucking them in the mouth very hard until they do so.
I gagfucked your grandmother and when i pulled out my cock was green.
gagfuck by mandudeguy January 18, 2005