Gag Swag 

Any item or service received as a reward for completing sexual favors. Gifts bestowed on girls for their sexual prowess and activities by their lovers.

" My boyfriend just bought me a new laptop!"

" That's some serious Gag Swag!"

Gag Swag by Kake Tress August 28, 2012

swag gag 

When two swag fags wear the same snapback with the same sticker left on it, they scream YOLO and suck each other's dicks, then simultaneously gag on each other's cum.

"Dude, me and my bro just did a swag gag the other day, lol YOLO"

swag gag by Kurt Maysingheimer March 8, 2014

Gag-swagging 

The act of receiving oral while wearing any item of swag (small wreath, holly, seasonal coniferous decor, etc.)

Once the tree was decorated to a jolly perfection, the spiked nog started to kick in and next thing you know she was gag-swagging my candy cane like one sexy ass elf.

Gag-swagging by Dr. Dijon December 17, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016