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Gabin

He's guy or maybe something greater. He like to test everything sexually and can sell you the best dildo ever. He really like video game and know his shit.

He got a super power which permit him to beat his meat really fast.
The legend said this guy is a reincarnation of the hidden Jesus's apostles
Here Gabin, let's buy some dildo !
by P4pp4r July 3, 2018
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gabin

A great guy who loves a mix of feminime and masculine ambiguity. He usually wears pants at night and eating some cassoulet for breakfast. He's got hot hips and knows how to make you sweat. Gabin can be an immense break-dancer but is sometimes to shy to perform in public.

Has a tendency to fart out loud.
Girl 1 : "OMG Is it a Gabin I can see out there?"

Girl 2 : "Yes dude, check his booty! he looks like he's got HOT HIPS!"
by JulesMcPherson July 30, 2012
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Gabin

Tall blonde bottom with a big ass forehead. Activities include, typing on the puter, being good at pool, and playing the boring dungeons and dragons version of checkers. He gets no bitches because he has a gf and she will bark at any woman who looks his way. She has a big forehead too.
Dang, Gabin kinda smelly, ngl.
by Trindeeznuts May 16, 2023
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Gabin Mogg

I sure hope he doesn't talk to me, he's definitely a Gabin Mogg.
by LickySticky August 30, 2023
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gaben

Gaben is the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipresent overlord of the PC gaming world. He will grant you deals on any game you may wish to purchase to gain your trust, he will convince you to add more money and then he will sneak up behind you and shove you into a barrel of failed unboxings.
Gamer: Oh BOY , I feel good about this unboxing.
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys
by BiohazardPanda December 25, 2016
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gabenism

Gabenism is the belief that a man long ago created the Universe purely out of Steam. He created the Fortress, and the Earth. On Earth, Gaben spawned many creatures, but most importantly, Gordon and Alyx; They are the first humans on earth. They reproduced until the world was full of 7 billion people. We, as descendants of Gaben, must praise our lord, or face the horrible depths of Chell.

Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)

To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.

Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.
Console guy: Consoles rock!
Gabenism follower: NO! YOU PEASANT. PC is the master race! Gaben is love, Gaben is life!
by Sundowner_Rising September 5, 2016
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gaben

Lord Gaben is the god of all PC Games
by GABE. N May 29, 2016
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