Get your fucking dick sucked.
Used in several ways, the first being literal of what it means but also referring to doing physical labor and telling a co-worker to get your fucking dick sucked and do the damn work.
Matt : I don't wanna push mow all these parking lot islands.
Ed: ( GYFDS)Get your fucking dick sucked and let's do this shit.
Definition: used to motivate workers into completing work.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'