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Get your fucking dick sucked.
Used in several ways, the first being literal of what it means but also referring to doing physical labor and telling a co-worker to get your fucking dick sucked and do the damn work.
Matt : I don't wanna push mow all these parking lot islands.

Ed: ( GYFDS)Get your fucking dick sucked and let's do this shit.
Definition: used to motivate workers into completing work.
GYFDS by TacticalTodd37 March 14, 2016
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I’m dipping in for a bit if anyone’s dtf but I hope you’re all out there gyfds instead
gyfds by thrilldoe April 24, 2021

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You've gone too far, there is no going back. If you are here, then you have typed every combination of the keyboard possible. You are boredom now, you have become what you were trying to escape. first it was qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, then it was mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, then it kept going: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq, qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp, qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl, polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq], mnbvcxzpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsa, asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop, qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz, zxcvbnmlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop, and now you are here. Good luck.
You are so bored that you type gfdsahjkltrewqyuiopvcxzbnm.
Get Your Fukin Facts Straight
Your WronG KID
yEA BRO GYFFS
GYFFS by gyffs bitches May 5, 2010

gfdsapoiuytrewqhjklzxcvbnm 

Similar to qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, except you decided to get a bit more creative for this one.
I was bored, so I typed out qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but I was still bored and decided to type out from the middle instead, like gfdsapoiuytrewqhjklzxcvbnm.

gfdsapoiuytrewq

When one has gone beyond the point of being so bored that they type in mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq. The first half of the keyboard, typed in backwards. Doing this shows that you are most likely going insane, and are going to end up searching silly things on google or other search engines for the rest of your life. Now go outside and play.
Sally: I'm soooo bored.
Xainy: Have you searched qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
Sally: Yes, and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq too!
Xainy: Try searching gfdsapoiuytrewq or hjklzxcvbnm.
Git ur dick sucked!!(getting a girl to perform oral sex to you)
Hey Steve gyds by Laura. I am goin out with you and you are going to gyds by some bitch tonight.
gyds by Stan Stevenson July 6, 2004
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