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GRU Division "P" 

Originally known as the ЧД АКН ("ChD AKN", or Fourth Department Abnormal Occurrences Commission), it was established in early 1935 by direct decree of J. V. Stalin, its first task being the investigation of the murder of S. M. Kirov.

During WWII, the Commission expanded into the newly reorganized GRU as Division "P" - Psychotronics, working to counteract anomalous threats from the SS, Ahnenerbe, and the Vatican, and to capture and study anomalous artifacts both at home and abroad for the benefit of the Soviet government. Division "P" has carried on with this role throughout the Cold War, making Foundation operations in the countries of the Comintern difficult.

After 1991, rapid restructuring, coupled with budget cuts and the decommissioning or sale of significant assets, resulted in numerous defections of their personnel (A significant proportion of both Chaos Insurgency and MC&D operatives in Eastern Europe originated from GRU Division "P" ranks) and the flooding of the European black market with anomalous items formerly in their possession. Currently, this Group of Interest poses little direct threat to the Foundation.
GRU Division "P" is completely pathetic.
GRU Division "P" by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019
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GRU Division "P" 

A lego communist foundation which works on ROBLOX allied SCP:F games (SCP roleplay games), it has detachments such as Bodark, SPETSNAZ (including FSO) and FSS (basically a Detachment that specializes in enforcing the regulations)
Respected male: Man, I want to join GRU Division "P"
NPC: No, I heard they are the worst! Join a cooler department like ScD or MD, or the best combative department, SD!!
GRU Division "P" by averageMale_z August 14, 2022
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GRU Division "P" 

A lego communist foundation which works on ROBLOX allied SCP:F games (SCP roleplay games), it has detachments such as Bodark, SPETSNAZ (including FSO) and FSS (basically a Detachment that specializes in enforcing the regulations)
Respected male: Man, I want to join GRU Division "P"
NPC: No, I heard they are the worst! Join a cooler department like ScD or MD, or the best combative department, SD!!
GRU Division "P" by averageMale_z August 14, 2022
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