*I wake up and get out of bed and start to brush my teeth, but to my horror an orange furred blue-eyed demon stares at me, yawns, and screeches GRERORORORORORORORORORORORROROORROROOR*
A Russian assassin in Anthony Horowitz's Alex Rider series. Not that we like to think of him as an antagonist *shrugs* He agrees with the main protagonist, Alex Rider, that he should live a normal life outside of the espionage world(which sadly never happened because the series is a spy thriller). He's hot with chiseled lips and a dancer's body. He's dead.
Person A: omg Yassen Gregorovich is so hot!
Person B: he's literally an assassin!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"