GPH

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With Grapefruit Prostatic Hypertrophy, stop worrying about that weak stream and start worrying about who you will burden with funeral expenses, 'cause you got late-stage cancer motherfucker!

doctor: You have 3 months to live.
patient: But...but.....why? (sobbing)....How? I thought we caught my BPH early enough...
doctor: You have GPH. Cancer wins again!

GPH by sciflyer.25 October 22, 2014

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GPH

GPH or Greater Peace and Harmony is an organisation based in Grantham Park, Portadown with the sole aim of serving the community, litter picking and striving for equality for all races.

man that park was cleaned up reallll good, last week there was bottles of buckfast all over it....must of been them nice guys from the GPH

GPH by MC Wink March 10, 2009

Related Words

GPH • gphafy • Gphansie • gphh • GPHM • G Phaad Ke • g-phatpipe • g phi b • G Phone • G-phony

GPH

Gay Porn Hub

Person 1: “wyd?”
Person 2: “watching stuff on gph”

GPH by valen08 October 19, 2023

Gphansie

Pronounced: fancy (the g is silent)

A fancy way of saying fancy.
Used in any circumstance that fancy would be used in.

Wow Juliana, that is a gphansie new purse you've got there!

Gphansie by MangoPapayaSmoothie December 7, 2012

gphafy

abbreviation for "go play hide and fuck yourself", often used in mmorpgs like Lineage.

A: adena?
B: gphafy!

gphafy by 34zy October 2, 2007

gphh

a gutteral sigh showing disinterest, and/or annoyance.

*bob* I have to do homework? seriously? gphh...

gphh by Leno of the stigma December 20, 2013

GPHM

G: God P: please H: help M: me

shit I forgot to study for my test GPHM

GPHM by The one aro ever April 4, 2021

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026