GPH

With Grapefruit Prostatic Hypertrophy, stop worrying about that weak stream and start worrying about who you will burden with funeral expenses, 'cause you got late-stage cancer motherfucker!

doctor: You have 3 months to live.
patient: But...but.....why? (sobbing)....How? I thought we caught my BPH early enough...
doctor: You have GPH. Cancer wins again!

by sciflyer.25 October 22, 2014

GPH

GPH or Greater Peace and Harmony is an organisation based in Grantham Park, Portadown with the sole aim of serving the community, litter picking and striving for equality for all races.

man that park was cleaned up reallll good, last week there was bottles of buckfast all over it....must of been them nice guys from the GPH

by MC Wink March 10, 2009

GPH

Gay Porn Hub

Person 1: “wyd?”
Person 2: “watching stuff on gph”

by valen08 October 19, 2023

Gphansie

Pronounced: fancy (the g is silent)

A fancy way of saying fancy.
Used in any circumstance that fancy would be used in.

Wow Juliana, that is a gphansie new purse you've got there!

by MangoPapayaSmoothie December 7, 2012

gphafy

abbreviation for "go play hide and fuck yourself", often used in mmorpgs like Lineage.

A: adena?
B: gphafy!

by 34zy October 2, 2007

gphh

a gutteral sigh showing disinterest, and/or annoyance.

*bob* I have to do homework? seriously? gphh...

by Leno of the stigma December 20, 2013

GPHM

G: God P: please H: help M: me

shit I forgot to study for my test GPHM

by The one aro ever April 4, 2021